The Two Heads Page |
The idea behind Two Heads is to add just one letter to a film, book, TV program title etc., and come up with a completely different concept. If you have any ideas of your own, please e-mail me here. I will include the best ones on this page.
| THE LADY VARNISHES | 1938 Hitchcock classic about a female cabinet maker on board a train. |
Kevin Hale |
| MALICE IN WONDERLAND | Dickens writes about a spiteful little girl in a strange world. |
Kevin Hale |
| BJORN FREE | Borg is eliminated in the preliminary rounds of Wimbledon. |
Kevin Hale |
| CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGLER | Harrison Ford stars as a CIA trapeze artist cleaning up drug dealing and presidential corruption. |
Kevin Hale |
| DANCE WITH A STRANGLER | Ruth Ellis, the last woman in Britain to suffer capital punishment, frequents her local dance hall. |
Kevin Hale |
| SUPPERMAN | Clark Kent feels peckish at bedtime. |
Kevin Hale |
| STAR WARTS | Nasty skin growths make their presence known in outer space. |
Kevin Hale |
| ENTER THE DRAGOON | Bruce Lee tackles a British Infantryman. |
Kevin Hale |
| ROAD TO RIOT | Bing Crosby and Bob Hope escape from the circus, but end up with more crowd trouble. |
Kevin Hale |
| GLOVE STORY | Touching tale of malignant mittens, with Ali McGraw and Ryan O'Neil. |
Kevin Hale |
| VALDEZ IS COMBING | Burt Lancaster plays a Mexican deputy sheriff, obsessed with personal preening. |
Kevin Hale |
| FART AND AWAY | Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have wind trouble on their way to America. |
Kevin Hale |
| OF MINCE AND MEN | John Steinbeck's first attempt at a cookery book. |
Kevin Hale |
| THE LONGEST DRAY | John Wayne & Robert Mitchum invade Normandy in the biggest brewers cart they can find. |
Kevin Hale |
| THE LOVE BOAST | Romance on the high seas after one of the female passengers brags about the size of her 'vessel'. |
Kevin Hale |
| THE MOAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. | Napoleon Solo can't get his father's brother to stop whinging. |
Kevin Hale |
| BEN-HURT | Charlton Heston gets badly injured during a chariot race. |
Kevin Hale |
| THE TAMING OF THE SHREWD | More Shakespeare - this time a group of wide-boys get their come-uppance. |
Kevin Hale |
| LADY CHATTERLEY'S PLOVER | Tales of sex, gamekeepers and wading birds. |
Kevin Hale |
| THE DAMP BUSTERS | Wartime story about a squadron on a special mission to dry as much German washing as possible. |
Kevin Hale |
| HOWARDS TEND | A wealthy patriarch cannot cope with changing society and becomes a shepherd. |
Bruce Michel |
| THE PUMPKIN BEATER | A distraught wife attacks jack-o-lanterns after finding her third husband unfaithful. |
Bruce Michel |
| TO HAVE AND HAVE SNOT | Harry Morgan struggles while fighting a very bad cold. |
Bruce Michel |
| DEARTH OF A SALESMAN | Documentary on the difficulty of getting service in stores nowadays. |
Bruce Michel |
| SHAVING PRIVATE RYAN | After many long battles Ryan is found out of uniform and unshaven; Capt Miller makes him dry shave. |
Bruce Michel |