The Headless Tales Appendices Page |
The idea behind Headless Tales is to remove just one letter from a film, book, TV program title etc., and come up with a completely different concept. If you have any ideas of your own, please e-mail me here & I will include the best ones on this page.
| OUR MAN LINT | James Coburn gets involved in dressing wounds, whilst battling the evil Galaxy organisation. |
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| BARNABY RUDE | The porno version of Charles Dickens' first historical novel. |
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| DEATH ON THE NIL | Agatha Christie story of drastic punishment meted out for a losing football result. |
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| CROCHET CASTLE | Thomas Love Peacock's novel about woollen defences. |
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| COOL HAND UKE | Steve McQueen eats eggs and plays Ukelele serving in a chain gang. |
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| MOB DICK | The crew of the Pequod engage in a gang-bang. |
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| CHARLEY'S ANT | Brandon Thomas' story about an unusual Australian pet. |
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| CHANGING LACES | David Lodge's book of footwear fetishes. |
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| HOE ALONE | Macauley Culkin stars as an only child left to do the gardening. |
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| LACK RAIN | Michael Douglas & Andy Garcia chase a Japanese drug-trafficker across the Sahara. |
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| WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBI | Bob Hoskins stars with an invisible cartoon religious leader. |
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| DESPERATELY SEEING SUSAN | Madonna and Rosanna Arquette struggle to spot each other. |
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| ORGY AND BESS | Musical blue movie, with a Royal lead. |
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| SEEPING BEAUTY | Fairy tale romance about a girl with oozing pustules. |
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| THELMA AND LOUSE | Road movie where Geena Davies picks up more than she bargained for! |
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| LITTLE OMEN | Louisa May Alcott's prairie tale of petty portents. |
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| DOCTOR IN THE OUSE | Dr Simon Sparrow (Dirk Bogarde) gets out of his depth in a Norfolk river. |
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| THE VIRGIN SOLDERS | An innocent army recruit travels to Singapore to try some metalwork. |
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| LEAK HOUSE | Dickensian tale warning of the consequences of employing cowboy plumbers. |
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| MADAME OVARY | Tales of surrogate motherhood, by Flaubert. |
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| WORLD OF PORT | Dickie Davies presides at the international wine tasting championships. |
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