The All Change Page

The idea behind All Change is to change just one letter in a film, book, TV program title etc., and come up with a completely different concept. If you have any ideas of your own, please e-mail me here & I will include the best ones on this page.

THE PURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN Mary Shelley's Monster goes shopping.  

Kevin Hale

PIE HARD Bruce Willis as a cook who can't get his pastry right.  

Kevin Hale

THE UMPIRE STRIKES BACK Dicky Bird gets his revenge!  

Kevin Hale

PIDDLER ON THE ROOF Protest musical about public convenience closures.  

Kevin Hale

THE WRENCH CONNECTION Gene Hackman stars as a tough cop tracking down tool thieves.  

Kevin Hale

FULL METAL PACKET Vietnam war story about a soldier who has a revolutionary aluminium penis transplant.  

Kevin Hale

THE CODFATHER Marlon Brando plays the head of a Mafia fishmongering racket.  

Kevin Hale

COLDFINGER James Bond is the cool-handed doctor doing a rectal examination.  

Kevin Hale

CREASE John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John fall in love while doing the ironing.  

Kevin Hale

THE LADY AND THE CRAMP Disney cartoon about a woman's suffering whilst chasing her dog.  

Kevin Hale

RETCH FOR THE SKY A wartime RAF pilot tries to overcome his airsickness.  

Kevin Hale

SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHELS Alternative employment found for a group of new wives.  

Kevin Hale

SLOWBOAT Mississippi gambling folk catch the wrong paddle steamer and end up in China.  

Kevin Hale

SPAR WARS Inter-galactic rivalry between convenience stores.  

Kevin Hale

SATURDAY NIGHT FIVER John Travolta boogies the weekend away on a limited budget.  

Kevin Hale

POLITE ACADEMY Courteous cops cause chaos at college.  

Kevin Hale

FOUR WEEDINGS AND A FUNERAL British comedy where the gardening must be completed before the marriage ceremony.  

Kevin Hale

LORD OF THE FRIES William Golding novel about a group of boys stranded in a branch of Burger King.  

Kevin Hale

THE BARROWERS A group of mice start up a mobile market stall.  

Kevin Hale

THE BEER HUNTER Two CAMRA members are taken prisoner by the Vietcong whilst on a pub crawl.  

Kevin Hale

SHEEPLESS IN SEATTLE A shepherd loses his charges in North West America.  

Kevin Hale

WORLD OF SNORT Frank Bough transfers to ITV to present Saturday afternoon sport.  

Kevin Hale

SHAKESPEARE IN HOVE Elizabethan comedy in which the bard takes a holiday in a south coast resort.  

Kevin Hale

WHO FLAMED ROGER RABBIT Bob Hoskins tries to find out who sent insulting e-mail to a cartoon rabbit.  

Kevin Hale

SHITE CHRISTMAS Bing Crosby sums up everyone's family festivities!  

Kevin Hale

THE BUNS OF NAVARONE A gang of men attempt to sabotage the enemy bakeries of Navarone.  

Kevin Hale

DILDO & AENEAS Purcell's first porno opera.  

Kevin Hale

LOGAN'S BUN Michael York plays a cop who is tasked with tracking down those who seek to live beyond the age of 30 using nothing more than a dough cake.  

Kevin Hale

PUNS ON THE RUN Robbie Coltrane & Eric Idle star as words disguised as something else.  

Kevin Hale

THE 39 STOPS Graham Greene's story of espionage & intrigue involving an incontinent lorry driver.  

Andy Holliman

THREE MEN IN A GOAT XXX rated porno movie, starring Billy & his Nanny.  

Andy Holliman

PATCH 22 The story of a dog owner with very unimaginative names for his dogs.  

Andy Holliman

ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE VEST An Englishman fights the baddies in a wild west underwear store.  

Andy Holliman

HIGH LOON A drug crazed schizophrenic in a showdown at the OK Coral.  

Andy Holliman

DAS MOAT A World War 2 drama about a German U boat stuck in a moat for the whole of the war.  

Andy Holliman

WHERE EAGLES CARE A Wildlife on One episode about genetically modified birds of prey that look after orphaned rabbits.  

Andy Holliman


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