My Rude Anagrams Page |
These are anagrams that I have created (most with more than a little help from the Anagram Genius program!) and posted to the alt.anagrams newsgroup
| ORIGINAL TEXT | ANAGRAMMED RESULT |
| Odd Sounding Newsgroups (What on earth do they discuss??) | |
| alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup | 1. Anal-sex completed growing up 2. Grilled cowpats pong - Axe menu! 3. Captured no glowing examples 4. Relaxed, unwelcoming stopgap 5. Exulting ponce rampaged owls 6 - Executes grappling old woman 7. Angel exposing talcum powder 8. Upgrade complex genitals now! 9. Expurgating collapsed women 10. Exceptional plum grew gonads! |
| alt.arts.murky-pond | 1. Park trusty old man (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) 2. Stormy adult prank 3. Pardon! Smutty lark! |
| alt.asshole-factory | Aha! Rectally so soft! |
| alt.binaries.sex | 1. A brainless exit 2. Labia exerts sin 3. I relax in beasts |
| alt.centipede | 1. Tentacled Pie 2. Decline pet, ta 3. Tend a pet lice |
| alt.cows.are.nice | 1. Sane cow article? 2. Clean irate cows 3. Now eat as circle 4. Nice cat - Low arse! |
| alt.culture.sardines | 1. Ultra-essential crud 2. Lads insult creature |
| alt.guinea.pig.conspiracy | 1. Saucy genitalia cropping! 2. Nice gay pairs copulating! 3. Ruin gigantic apocalypse |
| alt.hard-drive.lesbian | 1. Save brain-dead thrill 2. Virile bald-head rants 3. Enthrals a rabid devil 4. Beaver as add-in thrill! 5. Hinder labial adverts 6. All brain-deads thrive |
| alt.lifestyle.shirtless | 1. Filthily restless - Stale 2. Artlessly elitist flesh! 3. Title - I flash restlessly 4. Flesh ally - 'Tireless Tits'! |
| alt.microsheep | 1. A chip molester! 2. Emphatic loser 3. Preach to slime 4. Real-time chops 5. I'm other places 6. Stop! I'm a lecher! 7. Polices the ram |
| Odds and Sods | |
| Chimney Sweep | 1. Wimpy 'n' cheese 2. Why! Epic semen 3. Weep - My inches 4. 'E Chew My Penis 5. We shy epic men |
| Gynaecologist | 1. Clit - A soggy one! 2. Agog on clit? - Yes! 3. E's gay - Clit no-go! |
| Haemorrhoids | Oh! Had sore rim!! |
| In Flagrante Delicto (Caught in the act!) | 1. Get rancid fellation 2. Needing clitoral fat 3. Radical, if not gentle! 4. Deficient or gallant 5. Tactile ear fondling 6. End tragic fellation 7. Cite grand fellation 8. Action-filled 'n' great 9. Led fornicating tale 10. Fend clitoral eating 11. Negate clitoral find 12. Ending clitoral fate 13. Attend genial frolic 14. 'It', and a gentle frolic 15. Tragic fellation den 16. Rectal if not aligned |
| Bedroom Antics | Drab once moist (Don't think things are going right!!) |
| Lloyd Grossman | Rolls my gonads! |
| Masturbation | 1. Smut to a brain 2. Trauma on bits 3. Stamina to rub 4. Isn't about arm 5. It's nob trauma 6. Abort nuts aim 7. Anatomist rub 8. Rubs a tit - Moan |
| Please mail me some kinky anagrams (received as spam) | 1. Okay - Spank large semi-senile mamma! 2. Okay - I'm a small, meek, managers' penis 3. I am a geek, so I'm a smelly spanker, man! |
| www.chrissummerhayes.com (received as spam) | 1. Whores screw, why maim scum 2. Hey! I'm warm scum who screws! |
| Object Linking and Embedding | 1. Mind-bending elegant dick job (Obviously explains which
object is being embedded!!) 2. A mind-bending gentle dick job! |
| Travelling Salesman | 1. Learnt vagina's smell! 2. Smaller vaginal nest |
| Cunnilingus | Nun sluicing |
| I've just come across someone who has gained the nickname
'Thrush', because he's an irritating cunt!! (Brilliant I thought) An Irritating Cunt |
1. Tart-ruining antic (I suppose it would be) 2. Giant currant in it (Maybe thats what causes it) 3. Truant cigar in tin (One for Clinton and Lewinsky) |
| Pocket Billiards | 1. Bloats idle prick 2. Dipstick or a bell? |
| English Cricketers | |
| Alec Stewart | 1. Rectal sweat 2. Rectal waste |
| Darren Gough | 1. God! Hung rare! 2. Ugh! Red organ! 3. Dug her organ 4. A rugged horn |
| Dominic Cork | Moronic dick |
| M.A. Butcher | 1. Cum breath 2. Bah! Rectum |