My Anagrams Page |
These are anagrams that I have created (most with more than a little help from the Anagram Genius program!) and posted to the alt.anagrams newsgroup
| ORIGINAL TEXT | ANAGRAMMED RESULT |
| Band Names/Pop Singer Names | |
| Stevie Wonder | Er - Doesn't view! |
| The Monkees | Meek, Honest |
| Eddie Cochran | Rich, once dead! |
| Amen Corner | Rare con-men |
| Adam Faith | Aha! I'm daft! |
| Gilbert O'Sullivan | 1. Brings out all evil 2. Sang to virile bull! |
| Bruce Springsteen | 1. Bursting presence 2. Perturbing Scenes 3. Brings us pretence |
| Fats Domino | 1. In fast mood 2. I'm no fat sod! (Wrong!!) |
| Aerosmith | Shame Trio |
| Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark | Share horrendous maverick talent! |
| Spandau Ballet | 1. Peanut ballads 2. Banal pals duet |
| The Mavericks | 1. Vast, meek, rich 2. Make TV riches |
| Emerson, Lake and Palmer | Opera smelled rank! Amen! |
| Renee and Renato | 1. Denote an earner 2. One neat rear end 3. A tender ear? None! |
| Roachford | 1. For a chord 2. Afro chord |
| Neil Sedaka | Is a keen lad |
| Twisted Sister | 1. Drew its testis 2. Wittiest dress 3. Tits resist dew (A wet T-shirt competition) |
| Vanilla Ice | 1. Ace villain 2. Ill in a cave 3. A nice villa ...and some suggestions for his real name... 1. Lilian Cave 2. Anvil Alice 3. Naive Cilla 4. Celia Anvil |
| Weird Al Yankovic | 1. Wackily varied? No 2. I loved wacky rain 3. Wacky devil on air 4. A wacky, red violin 5. Clownery via a kid 6. Do a view, crankily 7. Vile 'n' wacky radio 8. A raw, kindly voice 9. Wonky - Ideal vicar! 10. A vile or wacky din 11. View a cranky idol |
| Song Titles | |
| I am the Walrus (by The Beatles) | 1. Ultra sea whim 2. 'He swam' ritual |
| Phrases and Sayings | |
| Ad Infinitum | 1. Aim - Find unit 2. In mud, in Fiat! (You probably would be there ad infinitum!) 3. I tan if in mud |
| Arsonists of the world - Ignite | 1. Doing fire station - Worthless! 2. Soon delights inferior twats 3. Firelighters now do stations! 4. Sod! Firelighters want it soon! 5. Now onto firelighters - it's sad 6. Said to firelighters - No towns! 7. Oldest towns - hot fire-raising! 8. Fire-raising sold to the towns 9. Fire-raising's led to hot towns! |
| Au Contraire | Counter aria |
| Bona Fide | A fine bod |
| Red Sky at Night | 1. Dark nights yet 2. Get thy dark sin 3. Thanks! I get dry |
| Red Sky in the Morning | 1. No night sky reminder 2. Rethinking syndrome 3. Kinder ones grin 'myth' |
| TV and Radio Programs | |
| Ask The Family (TV Quiz Show) | 1. Ma, I felt shaky! 2. His flaky team 3. I'm a flash tyke |
| Brookside (TV Soap) | 1. Dire books (Must be what it stems from) 2. OK - Disrobe! (Don't remember seeing that episode!) |
| Changing Rooms (TV House Makeover programme) | 1. Ongoing charms 2. Charming goons 3. Gosh! Grin on cam. 4. Oh! Crimson gang |
| Neighbours From Hell (TV programme) | 1. Flush horrible gnome 2. Her humble floorings 3. Former, huge hill snob 4. Horrible men - go flush! 5. Huge, Forlorn, Blemish 6. Hull fishmonger - bore 7. Full home brings hero 8. Flugelhorn bores him 9. Fuller 'n' higher bosom 10. Ghouls born - film here 11. Home - Bullfrog Shrine 12. Hush! Nobler film-goer 13. Fill her bush or gnome 14. He Mr Foolish Bungler 15. Huge horn forms libel |
| Ready, Steady, Cook (TV cookery programme) | 1. Stay dead cookery! 2. Try easy dodo cake 3. Dyads eat cookery 4. Cookery - Add yeast 5. Yeasty or odd cake |
| This Is Your Life (TV programme) | 1. Hey! It is foul sir 2. I - Us - Life History |
| Eurovision Song Contest | 1. I vote on cretinous songs! 2. Countries sing on, so vote! 3. Soviet genius croons not 4. Voices snore, not sing out 5. Noises or counting votes? 6. Notorious voting scenes 7. Virtuosos sing note once 8. Contents - vigorous noise. |
| Gary Lineker (Team Captain - They Think It's All Over) | 1. Real key-ring (Not a fake one) 2. A greyer link (The missing link in the human chain?) 3. Leaky ringer (Gets his bells wet?) 4. Rarely in keg (Must drink shorts instead) 5. Er - Leaky Ring (Diarrhoea problem?) |
| David Gower (Team Captain - They Think It's All Over) | Aver 'odd wig' |
| Nick Hancock (Quizmaster - They Think It's All Over) | No chic knack |
| Rory McGrath (Permanent competitor - They Think It's All Over) | Mr Orgy Chart |
| Whose Line is it Anyway? (TV improvisation show) | 1. Wisely win a noisy heat (Good sportsmanship) 2. 'I win anyhow', says elite (Sounds like sour grapes) 3. Why is inane sweat oily? (Beats me!) 4. Yawn noisily with ease (It has this effect on me) |
| Digital Television | 1. Editing is volatile 2. 'Sell God' initiative 3. It is leading to evil! 4. Digitisation level |
| Widescreen Television | 1. Senile viewers noticed 2. Led to viewier niceness 3. I led to viewer niceness 4. Dire licensee views not 5. Crew video in eliteness 6. Notice viewer idleness 7. Discreet, one-line views 8. I enclose trendies' view 9. Encode in tireless view 10. So declines entire view 11. Reviewed in selections 12. I view endless erection |
| Round The Horne (1950's British Radio Comedy series) | Enthroned hour (People would sit for ages listening to the radio) |
| Mornington Crescent (Game on Radio 4's I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue) | 1. Tormenting concerns 2. Concerns rotting men 3. Strong-men in concert? |
| Red Nose Day (UK Charity event) | 1. Erase Noddy (Sounds good to me!) 2. Dread? Yes, No! 3. Sodden year (A lot of the participents get very wet) |
| Stars of Stage and Screen | |
| Bing Crosby | 1. Bob, sing, cry. 2. Bob's crying. |
| Charles Hawtrey | 1. Career halts - Why? 2. A real shy wretch |
| Dean Martin | 1. I'm darn neat 2. Trained man |
| Homer Simpson | 1. Posh misnomer 2. I'm Mr 'Posh Nose' 3. Men's room hips 4. Moe's 'Mr Siphon' |
| Kenneth Williams | Means well, I think |
| Lloyd Grossman | Drools my slang |
| The Late Quentin Crisp | 1. The queer pal instinct 2. Tenth queer in plastic 3. It's 'Plant The Queer' Inc. |
| Richard Stilgoe | 1. A Godlier Christ 2. Retard his logic 3. Had erotic girls 4. Lethargic Doris |
| Dame Thora Hird (veteran UK Actress) | 1. Made Horrid Hat 2. I am the hard rod 3. Had hot admirer 4. Hid other drama 5. Had a thermidor 6. Hot, Mad, Red Hair! |
| Julian Clary (UK TV personality) | 1. Ran all juicy 2. Call in a jury |
| Reginald Perrin (UK TV character) | In grander peril |
| Popeye, The Sailor Man | 1. A sloppy heroine mate 2. Happy elite sea moron 3. Ahoy! Inept male poser 4. The oily apeman poser 5. A happy, one-time loser 6. Oh my! No pirate, please! 7. He's a pain to employer 8. "I loathes paper money" (His catch phrase?) |
| Fred Flintstone | 1. Lift dense front 2. Often ends flirt 3. Front needs lift |
| Wilma Flintstone | 1. Manifest till now 2. Well, man if no tits! |
| Barney Rubble | 1. Bubbly earner 2. Buy rebel bran |
| Sylvester and Tweety Pie | 1. New, play-tested severity 2. Petty, arty, dense weevils 3. Envy sweet pretty ladies 4. Pets settle win every day |
| Dick Dastardly and Mutley | 1. Tacky dullards, dynamited 2. Ratty kid means cuddly lad 3. Drat! Lucky and tidy medals 4. Dirty, and lacks duty medal |
| Doberman (TV character from Sergeant Bilko) | 1. Bored man 2. Damn bore 3. One bad Mr. |
| Captain Scarlet (TV puppet hero) | Acts alert in cap |
| Writers, Playrights etc. | |
| Charles Dickens | 1. I check slanders 2. Slender hack (sic) |
| Wuthering Heights | Huge highs - written |
| Place Names | |
| Doncaster | 1. Not sacred 2. Don't cares (The people who live there?) |
| Gloucester | Rogue celts |
| Lowestoft | Lots of wet! |
| Manchester | 1. Tense charm 2. Enter chasm 3. Sham centre 4. Cement rash |
| Salisbury | 1. Buys liars 2. Surly bias |
| Saltash, Cornwall | 1. Locals snarl 'What?' 2. Town hall rascals 3. Locals trash lawn |
| Winchester | Wish centre |
| Worcester | 1. Cow rester (Worcester is a very rural area) 2. Restore WC |
| East Midlands Airport | 1. Pilots' radiant dreams 2. Distorts mad airplane 3. I'm a sadder pilots rant 4. Am darn pilot disaster |
| The London Planetarium | An omnipotent, rude hall |
| Madame Tussaud's Waxworks | 1. Assumed outward wax masks 2. Museum adds 'wax warts' as OK |
| The Royal Opera House | 1. Hula-hoop art eyesore 2. Lousy photo area here |
| St Pancras Station | Spots a scant train |
| Waterloo Station | 1. Rotten loos await 2. A rotten, solo wait |
| The Cerne Giant (Hillside Carving of Fertility Symbol) | 1. Neater etching 2. Hi! An erect gent |
| Transport | |
| Land Rover Discovery | 1. Craved loony drivers! 2. Divorces randy lover 3. ....and very cool drivers! 4. Driver loved crayons 5. Solved drive carry-on 6. Conveys driver or lad 7. Convey Lord as driver |
| Mitsubishi Shogun | 1. It is minus hog hubs (Whatever they are) 2. Ugh! Is this omnibus? (It's ugly enough) 3. Gosh! It is minus hub (Failed already) 4. Ho-hum! Bits issuing! (Lumps falling off!) 5. Is this housing bum? (Describes Shogun drivers perfectly!) 6. Is his bum shouting? (Not relevant - it just conjures up a great mental picture!) |
| Nissan Prairie | Is pains in rear |
| Vauxhall Frontera | Foul, rather lax, van |
| Department of Transport | 1. Rampant Front protested (whoever the 'Rampant Front'
are) 2. Fronts temp. road pattern |
| Traffic Lights | Afflict rights |
| Sorry For Any Delay (seen at the end of UK roadworks) | Fry yearly on roads |
| Citroen Xsara | 1. Carries no tax 2. A taxi corners 3. Sex ration car 4. Anorexic star 5. Oxcart arisen |
| Police Car | A cop relic |
| Police Helicopter | I circle 'hot' people |
| Ambulance | 1. A clean bum (remember to always wear clean underwear) 2. A bum lance (what you get if you don't?) |
| Ford Focus | Scuff door (There's no visibility out of the back window when you're reversing, so this is invariably the result) |
| The Vauxhall Agila | Huge Valhalla taxi (Ideal for Viking burials?) |
| Strensham Services | 1. Cretins serve 'Smash' ('Smash' is a form of instant mashed potato) |
| White Van Man | What vain men! |
| Football Clubs etc. | |
| Football | 1. Lob, float 2. Lob aloft |
| Nottingham Forest | Thin front to games |
| Sheffield Wednesday | Wish - Safely defended! |
| Torquay United | Unready to quit |
| West Ham United | 1. The new stadium 2. Sweat in the mud 3. Is the new datum 4. We hide mutants 5. Human stew diet |
| Brighton and Hove Albion | Groin haven in blood-bath! |
| Plymouth Argyle | 1. Mother ugly play 2. Play, roughly met 3. Goal? - Purely myth! |
| Swansea City | A win? - Ecstasy! |
| English Cricketers | |
| Alec Stewart | We react last |
| Darren Gough | Rough danger |
| I.D.K. Salisbury | I ski absurdly |
| M.A. Atherton | 1. That moaner 2. A rotten ham |
| M.R. Ramprakash | Sharp-arm Mark |
| Nasser Hussain | 1. Runs, as in Ashes! 2. Rashness in USA |
| Computing | |
| Windows Ninety-Eight | Showing New Identity |
| Windows Two-Thousand | Sod! Shutdown! Now wait! |
| Microsoft Office Professional | Riffraff sees cool composition |
| PowerPoint | 1. Winter poop 2. We print poo! 3. Wipe pronto |
| Compuserve | 1. Removes CPU 2. Muse over PC |
| Intel Inside (Intel's motto) | 1. I instil need 2. I intend lies 3. I'd lie in nest |
| Odds and Sods | |
| Caffreys (Irish Ale) | Eff scary! (It can be if you drink too much!) |
| Stella Artois (Lager) | 1. All so tastier 2. Total ales, Sir |
| Watneys Red Barrel (English Beer, renowned for being weak) | 1. Rarely sweet brand 2. Warty beer slander 3. Trendy - as real brew 4. Darn beer - sly water 5. Deny water barrels 6. Alas! Trendy brewer 7. Already stern brew |
| Rugby Football | 1. Fat or ugly blob (but I wouldn't dare tell them!!!) 2. Flog brutal yob 3. Foot all grubby |
| The Grand National | 1. Had intolerant nag 2. Hadn't oriental nag |
| Parascending | 1. Escaping - Darn! 2. In grand space 3. Danger - Panics! |
| Potholing | Pool thing |
| Snow Boarding | 1. Boring, now sad 2. Now bad groins 3. Boing onwards 4. Brains go down 5. Drowns in a bog 6. Owns bad groin 7. Owning boards |
| Hunting | 1. Gun hint 2. Thug Inn (Where they go for light refreshment??) |
| Shooting | 1. Oh no! Gits! 2. No-go this |
| The Marathon | Ha Ha! Torment! |
| The Olympic Games | 1. Memo - get physical 2. Mighty leap comes 3. Might lose my pace |
| Anabolic Steroids | 1. Calibration doses 2. Lose brains to acid 3. Antics 'raise' blood 4. Albeit so sardonic 5. Satanic blood, rise |
| Women's Volleyball | 1. We'll all envy bosom! 2. Bawl 'Lovely Melons'! |
| Women's Beach Volleyball | 1. We'll calm heavenly boobs. 2. Call 'Heave wobbly melons'! 3. Ably chew lovable melons. 4. Well! Halve my clean boobs. |
| Wimbledon Fortnight | 1. Not blighted from win (Certainly not a British one!) 2. Inform blighted town (Warn them of traffic chaos and strawberries at £2 each!) 3.Might not find bowler (Almost certain) 4. Both win? - Figment Lord! (The doubles are out too!) |
| Waddingtons Cleudo (Board game) | 1. Good - Wasn't included (Not wanted as a Christmas gift!) 2. Sad lot, now deducing 3. An old swot, deducing |
| Cordon Bleu | Burned - Cool! |
| Danse Macabre (by Saint-Saens) | 1. Bad scare. Amen! 2. A band scare me! |
| The Wedding March | 1. Charmed wed night 2. Wench might dread 3. Damn! Grew hitched! |
| Firemaster (Person in charge of a Scottish Fire Brigade) | 1. Safer remit (I should hope so) 2. Fires tamer (So brave) 3. Merit a serf (He has several!) 4. Me - Fire Star! (Isn't he wonderful) 5. Mr 'Eat Fires' (So that's how he does it) |
| Gynaecologist | 1. Locate in soggy 2. Is cool, gay gent? 3. An icy eggs tool 4. Go locating? - Yes! 5. I only coat eggs |
| Insurance Broker | 1. Is urban reckoner 2. Run break-in score 3. Is a burn reckoner? 4. Sucker born - I earn! |
| Market Gardener | 1. Green trademark 2. Grand marketeer 3. Rake grand metre |
| Mathematician | 1. I am the main act 2. I'm a 'teach it' man 3. Cheat at minima 4. Minima attache |
| Travelling Salesman | 1. Small, genial servant 2. Illegal man-servants? 3. Tall managers snivel 4. Small senile vagrant 5. Altering A vans smell 6. Sell mats in large van 7. Van-selling male star 8. A staler-smelling van |
| Intoxicated | 1. Do it inexact (The after effects) 2. Do antic; Exit (Normally the way things go!) 3. Cited a toxin (Blame anything but the booze) 4. A toxin edict (The government issues a health warning) |
| Legionnaire's Disease | 1. Genial senior disease 2. Ignore alien diseases 3. I diagnose senile arse 4. Organise senile ideas 5. Raised senile agonies 6. Organise, as senile die |
| The Lord Mayor of London | 1. The moron - Randy old fool! 2. On form, or on the old lady! |
| Merry Christmas | 1. It screams 'Myrrh' 2. Tries myrrh scam 3. Richest Mrs Mary |
| New Age Travellers | 1. Water revenges all 2. Law revenges later |
| Saint George's Day | 1. I gets dragon - easy! 2. Sees dragon gaity 3. Gee! Say it - DRAGONS! |
| Samson and Delilah | 1. Is handsome and all 2. Add manliness halo 3. Alas! Hedonism land! 4. I slashed an old man 5. Damsel, sin and halo 6. Slash mane and idol 7. Slain handsome lad |
| The Magna Carta | 1. The anagram act 2. Tag match arena |
| A spammer at cmgent@forfree.at wrote: TESTIMONIALS | 1. Elitist moans 2. It is lame snot 3. Intimate loss 4. It is male snot 5. It is so mental 6. Mass in toilet 7. I'm a notes list 8. Aims to listen 9. To silent aims 10. Is mean to list |
| cmgent@forfree.at | Mr.FrogFace@ET.Net |
| Bedroom Antics | 1. Drat! Nice bosom 2. To bid romances 3. Acts in boredom 4. Bed - so romantic 5. It bears condom 6. Born a domestic 7. Boo! Drastic men 8. Do romance bits 9. Sod! Be romantic! |
| Crematorium | 1. Cure maim rot (Drastic, but effective!) 2. Commuter air (More smoke) |
| Sign of a mis-spent youth | 1. Genius's hotspot infamy 2. Oops! Naughty feminists 3. Youngish spot manifest (to keep your acne logged?) 4. Oh my! Genius's fat points 5. My fight is spontaneous |
| Ethnicity | 1. Tiny ethic (The moral for studying it) 2. In the city (Best place to study subject matter) 3. Hit nicety (Eventually) 4. Chi entity (It's a Chinese thing) |
| Royal Albert Bridge | 1. Large, tidal robbery (Previously, everything had to travel across the River Tamar by boat) 2. Great! Bolder by rail |
| Waldorf and Statler (from the Muppets) | 1. Daft retards on wall 2. Wart-laden old farts! |
| Whitney Cohen | 1. One witchy hen 2. Eh! Nice! - Why not? (Nudge, nudge, wink, wink!) 3. Hey! I NOT wench! |
| Cornwall Oiks | 1. All crooks win 2. Works in local (The 'local' is your favourite pub) |
| Emergency Circumcision | 1. My insecure, comic cringe 2. Genuine comics cry 'crime'! 3. Icy mice semen occurring 4. Reminisce - comic urgency 5. "I'm coming". Cure in secrecy! 6. My! I cure grim conscience 7. Comic surgery, nice mince! |
| The Isle of Man | 1. Oh! Isn't female (Obviously) 2. Hole manifest (It isn't that bad) 3. The flies moan 4. I'm the sole fan (Not quite true) 5. Fist mean hole (Ahem!!) 6. Almost fine, eh? 7. Fine, hot meals |
| Personal Development Review | 1. Peeved manpower to sniveller (This is how the interviews seem to work!) 2. Pre-emptive role now enslaved 3. An open, well-preserved motive 4. Manpower deplores evil event (PDR is seen as devisive) |
| Role Play | 1. Rope ally (I feel depressed at the mention of Role Play!) 2. Oral yelp 3. Real ploy 4. Lo! Replay |
| Gorgeous Rich Woman | 1. Coo! Warms huge groin! 2. Oh! Orgasmic urge NOW! 3. Cow or huge organism |
| It's a boy! (proclaimed when my nephew Daniel was born) | 1. Toy bias (naturally) 2. Is a Toby? (No, it is a Daniel) 3. Ya! Bisto! (Loves gravy!) |
| It's my birthday | 1. My dirty habits 2. Is my bath dirty? (I have a bath every year on my birthday, whether I need one or not!) 3. Itsy dithyramb (A dithyramb is an impetuous poem or song - like 'Happy Birthday') |
| Armitage Shanks (manufacturer of bathroom porcelain) | 1. Ah! Sink megastar 2. Might ask an arse 3. A great sham sink |
| Election Fever | 1. Flee, nice voter (Good advice) 2. Let no vice free 3. Core life event (I don't think so!) 4. Reflective eon (Seems to last that long) 5. Receive Teflon (They all seem to be 'non-stick'!) 6. Nice 'ole free TV (Damn Party Political Broadcasts) |
| The campaign trail | 1. Pathetic marginal 2. Alarming!, Pathetic! |
| Penicillin | Nice in pill |
| Variety is the spice of life | Forty-five specialities, eh!? |
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